The Guardian romanticizes women's escape into witchcraft retreats, masking a harsher truth: capitalism has fragmented community, only to sell facsimiles of it back to the lonely. Beneath the rituals of sisterhood lies a commodified search for healing, where pain is packaged as a wellness experience for those who can afford it. This article stirs empathy but shies away from confronting the systemic forces that produced these wounds. Women are not merely seeking solace; they are expressing anger born from societal oppression. The challenge is to transition from commodified refuge to collective action, turning shared grief into political power.